Kiss My Ring

May 2nd, 2010 § 0

What a stud.

Douglas Macarthur (b. 1880 d. 1964) smoking an XL corn cob pipe, which he did famously

Macarthur was a fierce looking sonofabitch. He looks like the kind of guy who, upon meeting, would demand that you kiss his ring. He would be smiling and the two of you would try to laugh off the uncomfortable situation until he got real scary and serious-like and said “I’m not fucking around, sonny, you’d better goddamn kiss my ring.” Then you’d kiss his vicious looking college football trophy ring and he’d laugh at you and all the navy boys would have someone new to hate.

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